This is what happens when you do the opposite
​of what you should do at every turn.

This body shape is very Bigsby, but it has a Trem-King tremolo.  It has a Zebrano body, bevelled armrest on the blue torrefied maple top, a torrefied maple neck with an ebony fretboard.  It has cool earth ball dot markers, Gotoh 510 tuning machines, pickups wound by Kris Remillard of Peg City Pickups.  It's not a light guitar, but has sustain for days with it's machine bolt secured neck design.